Jimmy Fury
Gay. Comic Geek. Gamer. Television Addict.
I make things sometimes.
I ship like a fangirl.
Television makes me cry a lot.
One day I'm going to own a comic book store.
Add me!
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ok. todays wallpaper ;-)
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kempokid asked: I can tag things if I feel like it. That's the point of tumblr if you didn't know. Blog about something, tag it so people can see it.
uh, no.
tagging etiquette = do not tag your hate.
people who want to find new information, gifs, photos, and videos about a subject don’t want to...
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uh, no.
i was talking about how yes, you can be a misogynist regardless of gender and sexuality
and you just kept going “NO I CAN’T I’M A GAY...
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Official Petition to have Leo A. play Victoria Grayson on "Revenge."
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if i had a dollar for every time i published something i meant to answer privately i'd have a lot of dollars
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I hope they announce Finnick Odair’s casting and he’s played by Lucy Liu.
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chris evans || 5/25
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if I ever saw that within a 5 foot radius of me, I would just throw myself into traffic
Just nuke the city. No, the whole country and build a new one free of that monster.
I’ve caught many of these before. They’re so giant and fluffy. :3
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Silent Hill: You go around trying to open a bunch of doors that are locked or broken
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-You try to fix a mirror with a bitchy imp and when you finally do, she fucking breaks it again.
Pokemon: some dogs and cats runnin around and shit and you gotta throw balls at them and they come to you no homo and then they fight for you and kill other dogs and shit and some people give you medallions or some shit for killing their dogs and shit kinda fucked up but i love it
Grand Theft Auto Franchise: you murder innocent people and steal the cars that they’ve worked years to get. do they have families? loved ones? you don’t care. you brutally run them over and gun them down as if they were ants
s.t.a.l.k.e.r.: you walk around and hang out with ukranians who hate you. the ukranians and the animals in the ukraine try to kill you as you sit around campfires and eat sausage. your guns don’t do anything and the ground you walk on kills you.
Kingdom Hearts: Lance Bass is involved
Dark Souls: the game is easy at first and then has ridiculous difficulty spikes and you will never be prepared for them.
Majora’s Mask: it’s just this kid bitching because his friends are bigger than him
Portal: Spawned a meme, ‘nuff said
You get magic and there’s a shitload of dialogue and there’s this girl with a sash over her boobs and you can fuck her
Metal Gear Solid series: 1 minute of gameplay for every 10 minutes of cut-scenes
Link’s Awakening: it’s all just a dream. The soundtrack is the best part.
Mega Man Battle Network: A thirteen year old boy uses the internet to do his homework.
The Mass Effect Series: Three epic games leading up to a conversation in which holographic Justin Bieber asks you to pick your favorite color.
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so, once upon a few years ago, when i was naught but a wee bb sherlock holmes enthusiast, there was this place called the shkinkmeme, and i wiled away many an hour there! this, dear reader, was before the Rise of Mofftiss, so we were forced to content ourselves with fic and discussion based on the 2009 rdj/jude movie, the granada series, that film where gareth david-lloyd wears ill-fitting trousers and fights some sort of dinosaur, the literally hundreds of other available adaptations (watch the russian holmes series, it’s ace), the actual ACD canon, and the occasional discussion of duck penises (don’t google it, trust me). it was a golden age! not a particularly…pure…age, but a golden one nonetheless! fic was written! art was drawn! gif parties were had! all was wonderful!
BUT THEN, dear reader, things took a turn for the wank, for news was released that there was a new holmes adaptation on the horizon. and this new holmes adaptation, they said, was to be a modern version, set in present-day london. oh, how the shit did hit the fan! oh, how our sense of security was torn asunder! “a modern setting will never work!” people said. “this is an affront to the canon!” people said. “i’m appalled they’re even making this!” people said. “house is not the same thing!” people said. on and on the wank raged, until that modern adaptation was released; shortly after that, said modern adaptation had a massive fandom all its own, drawing countless people into the fantastic world of holmes and its staggering assortment of variations.
do i really even need to say that that modern adaptation was sherlock? sherlock, which is much beloved and possessed of many baftas, sherlock, which has spawned so much brilliant fic, sherlock, which is currently the favored holmes adaptation ‘round these parts? do i really even need to make that point?
And yet, the thing is, I would have been more or less okay with this (still a ripoff, but so is all of American television) so whatever), but it’s so frigging sexist and gross that I can’t even. I mean, this is not, for me, an issue of “oh eww another Holmes adaptation I bet it’ll suck,” but more, “this show is extremely sexist and that disgusts me and I don’t want it on television.”
Really?
ALL of American Television is a rip-off?
Oh please elaborate on that marvelous little gem.
Start with Star Trek.
That is true >_</
[…] try to imagine fandom’s reaction if the next big Holmes adaptation to come along had Holmes and Watson as British, yeah - young black British men, living case to case on a council estate in a dodgy area of London. How fandom would react if Sherlock Holmes didn’t employ street kids and homeless people like trained animals to do his bidding, but instead was part of that invisible underclass; if instead of having his eccentricities tolerated~ by Scotland Yard on account of being the Great White Genius, Sherlock Holmes, BME, school dropout, and sometime addict, was regarded by the police as practically a criminal already, one more thug, one more junkie, one more dealer in the making. If he had to choose between buying the week’s groceries or palming a twenty to a bored constable for the chance to spend five minutes on a crime scene, in the hope that whoever’s under enough pressure to deal with crime rates in the neighbourhood will pay him enough for a perp to feed himself and Watson for a month or two. If the greatest threat to his safety were police brutality, or the prospect of being done for a snitch; if his arch enemy weren’t Moriarty, but the systemic poverty and inequality that has him helping out his oppressors just to get by, and that makes the other side of the law look more tempting to someone with his skills every day.
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★ 3/100 Photos of Sebastian Stan
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Go read this before it gets yanked. This is real.
This could be the first sign.
The Fucking zombie apocalypse.
..bye
holy shitttt
Not wanting an Asian/Female John Watson does not make you
- sexist
- racist
Please.
- yes.
- yes it does.
Have you even tried asking yourself why you don’t want Watson as a woman or person of color?
Please, explain your reasonings to me. Explain it to me slowly, carefully, as if I were a small child. Why is making Watson a woman of color bad? What is so unacceptable?
yeah, you say that
but please explain to me why you do not want a WOC joan watson
please give me a valid reason
